One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
The “do and don’t do” of getting a job in
the land of opportunity‘MERICUH.
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
Best Friends Zaibatsu compared to their lookalikes. The resemblances are uncanny!
Matt “The American Dream” McMuscles = MC Chris/Punisher
"Angry" Pat Shortpants = Louis CK
Rising Superstar Liam = Gotye
Woolie the Liar = Bob Marley